You’ve been fooling around for some time and finally, the pants start to come off. You want that cock of his in your hands. You’re ready to give him the hand job of all hand jobs.
You’re confident in your skills with his cock. He knows it, you know it. But just to switch things up a bit, you reach for the new lube you’ve purchased. A couple squirts into your hand and then you set off to give the best hand job evar. Only, after about 3 and a half minutes, things start to get…..pasty…..sticky…..not exactly slick.
Not to be deterred, you add another couple squirts of this new lube and get back to work. Alas, another three and a half minutes later, you have the same problem. So instead of succumbing to the neediness of this lube, you decide to finish things off with a blow job.
Your tongue touches his cock and you’re shocked to find it’s not the usual inviting flavor and taste of the man you’re with. Instead, you taste a bitter, chemical flavor all over him.
And then you remember why you only use Gun Oil.
Ladies, Gents. I submit for your consideration, the greatest lube of all time is none other than Gun Oil.
I was given the pleasure of reviewing this amazing silicone lube by Fascinations Adult Superstore and I could not be a bigger fan of this stuff. Guys, I’ve used plenty of lubes in my life, and I will say, hands down, this is my favorite lube ever.
First, as mentioned, there is none of that pasty, sticky residue that’s so frequent with water based lubes. And there’s none of that gloopy, drippy, all over the place feeling of many silicone based lubes. Gun Oil is truly the perfect consistency.
Secondly, it’s tasteless! There is absolutely zero flavor in this lube. I’ve tasted plenty of lubes that can either have a bitter, gross taste, or even a sweet, sugary flavor. With Gun Oil, you taste whatever you’re putting your tongue on – nothing more.
Gun Oil has held up for more than 20 minutes of continuous friction every time I’ve used it either by myself or with a partner. And even though I rarely use plain, old digital stimulation to get myself off, because of the myriad of sex toys I own, I found Gun Oil to be incredibly apt for the occasion.
So when should you not use Gun Oil? With your silicone based toys, of course. But hey, plastic, stainless steel, wood, penis and glass are all just fine! And just like other silicone lubricants, you’ll want to remove the lube once you’re finished.
Want to try Gun Oil for yourself? Do it!