Desire Vibe – video review

When I saw the Desire Vibe, I was dying to review it. Purple, shiny, large, and requires 2 C batteries – these all sound like a formula for awesome (what can I say, I’m a girly girl who likes some vroom). Babeland, being the amazing, trusted sex shop that they are, obliged my request.

Guys, this vibrator is amazing. I cannot speak highly enough about it. What struck me most was the type of vibrations the Desire Vibe produce. They are deep, rumbly, thumpy, type of vibrations, unlike any that I’ve had in my toys before. I’ve put together a short video to demonstrate the vibrations and some of the specs. With no further adieu….

*Just noting that the video shows the vibe showing a little more pink that it is. The color is very true to Babeland’s site pictures*

You really should grab one for yourself. Trust me, you’ll be glad you did!


The Expert Guide to Fellatio – review

It’s safe to say, I’ve given a blow job or two in my life. I may even go as far as saying, I’ve gotten pretty good at it. I know how to incorporate my hands when a cock is too big for my mouth, I know that breaks are sometimes necessary, and I know that the balls are important to remember. Even with this vast (read: basic) knowledge, I also try to keep in mind that you can never have too much info. So, when
Babeland offered me the chance to review Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Fellatio, I thought, what the heck.

The film opens with a Tristan explaining some basic anatomy in front of a small group of women. She goes over the basics, and makes sure to mention areas that most men find the most sensitive. She also mentions that it’s important to discuss with your partner where you want him to cum, because a great number of women either don’t like the taste or just don’t want to swallow. I was particularly pleased that she included this in the video, because too many women I know personally are passive about letting a man cum wherever they please because they don’t want to seem like prudes. It’s a personal preference, not to be judged. Personally, I have no problem letting a man cum in my mouth, but I’m very selective with whom I swallow….I’ve only swallowed twice in my life, actually, and the most recent (about a month ago) was because the man had the sweetest cum ever. In fact, he mentioned that he had been eating a lot of pineapple, and I could taste it in his cum, for sure.

This diet-cum correlation is mentioned by Tristan in the video. She explains that while it’s not scientifically backed up, many people report changes in the taste of their cum based on things they eat. She goes on to explain that pineapple is one thing that tends to improve taste, where asparagus can actually make cum taste more bitter. Thanks to my recent swallowing experience, I’m a believer.

The first couple to demonstrate techniques are Christian and Roxy. After some brief discussion, Tristan invites Christian to get naked so Roxy can perform the demonstration. Tristan explains the importance of taking time to look, taste, and smell before jumping right into the blow job.

Then, she goes over the basic steps of a good blow job: Warm up, Experiment, Rhythm, and Orgasm.

Warm up: During warm up, Roxy treats Christian’s cock like a drippy ice cream cone. I was honestly impressed with the movements Roxy’s tongue made during warm up. She genuinely seemed to enjoy it as much as Christian.

Experiment: After warming things up, phase two is basically trying different things that your partner may enjoy. It’s important to realize that not all men like the same things, so it’s vital to a good blow job to try different things. Whether you’re gauging his response via twitches and sighs or you are asking for verbal feedback, this is the time to try out your arsenal of techniques or do some exploring.

This video provides a variety of things to try, that most men respond positively to. My only qualm about this scene is that ball sucking is done quite fervently and is accepted graciously and universally by all men involved. In fact, this is a trend throughout the entire video. In my experience, ball sucking is very touch and go. Gentle licks, light sucking, yes, good. Full on balls in the mouth sucking? Not great. I’ve complied a few quotes by 3 anonymous men on the subject of ball sucking:

“Ouch. I don’t want my balls touched at all, actually.”

“It’s nice, but easily overdone and heavy suckers are not so nice….If daftly done, can be delightful, if not.. stomach-pain inducing.”

“Light licking is good, but I don’t like having my balls sucked. It makes me nervous.”

So, you can see that ball sucking, even in my group of contacts, isn’t universally accepted as pleasant.

Rhythm: This is the phase of the blow job in which you implement the technique with which your partner best responded. And, barring breaks, you stick with it until he cums.

Orgasm: I don’t need to spell this one out, right?

Overall, I thought the workshop session of the video was sex positive and somewhat enlightening, though mostly redundant. However, to people who have never given a blow job, it could be incredibly useful.

After the workshop, there are three additional couples (all M/F) that demonstrate (with or without commentary) various ‘types’ of blow jobs: Submissive, Hand to Mouth, Sloppy, Sixty-nine, Sensual, and Advanced (deep throat).

Just a few notes on these various scenes, because I don’t want to give everything away. First, they were all fairly exciting to watch, but again, as far as instruction, they were fairly redundant for the skilled blow job…er, giver? For the novice, they may give lots of insight.

I was really excited to watch the Submissive scene, because I equated submissive with face fuck – and I love a good face fuck. So when there wasn’t as much dominance and forceful face fucking, I was a bit let down. Maybe it’s my fault for assuming….

The Hand to mouth scene, I found to be the most informative and stimulating to watch. Roxy was able to work her hands and mouth on Christian’s cock in such a skilled way….I was pretty jealous, actually. I’m gonna have to study that scene. Also in the scene, we see that Christian has a prostate stimulating vibrator inserted, which is further discussed in the extras.

The sloppy scene I found RIDICULOUS. I’m all for a little messy fun, but the saliva in this scene was excessive, in my opinion. The gal looked like she just got off a shift working at KFC. And also, she had a very large and noticeable booger. Gross.

Finally, I want to mention that I am highly impressed with the fact that the uncircumcised penis is featured in this video on one of the men. I’ve handled a couple in my life, and it can be intimidating if you’ve never encountered an uncut penis. There was discussion on foreskin retraction, arousal, and communication – all important things to have info on before embarking on play with an uncut penis.

There are also extras in this video, including behind the scenes discussions with the actors, commentary with Tristan, and a lube tasting party scene.

To sum it up, I think this is a great video for those who are new to blow jobs, curious or new to prostate play, or new to uncircumcised penises. Also, it’s fairly helpful for tips on techniques, particularly the hand to mouth scene, in my case. There are informative scenes with all those things, certainly. I wouldn’t buy this if you are looking for simply porn. Because, porn it is not.

Thanks to Babeland for sending me this video to review!

Interested in purchasing your own copy? Head over to Babeland!


Flexi Felix – Review

It’s no secret – I’m not exactly schooled when it comes to anal play. When I began experimenting used a fairly large toy that almost scared me away all together. But, after I calmed down and regrouped, I decided I would keep my eyes open for a more realistic starting point and try again.

Fascinations thought a good choice for me might be the Fun Factory Flexi Felix anal beads. The Flexi Felix beads are only 1″(the largest bead) in diameter and the chain has 10″ of insertable length, which I felt was a much more reasonable place to begin.

So far so good. But, oh, I was nervous.

The day I got my package from Fascinations, I knew what was inside awaiting me – the toy that would be my first. I opened the box with trepidation, first noting how discreet and well packaged it was. Inside was the 100% silicone toy itself, a few inserts with directions and photos of some other amazing Fun Factory toys, as well as a small package of water based lube.

Now, while I’d never successfully completed any anal play before, I knew from other people’s experiences that being fully aroused before beginning was immensely helpful. Not a problem. Using my trusty hand made glass dildo and my perfect pet vibe, I set out to get myself excited, but not fully climax before the Flexi Felix was in place.

When I reached my goal of arousal, I put the dildo and vibe down, and opened the package of lube. Using the whole packet, I lubed both myself and the Flexi Felix up. LOTS of lube.

Insertion was…..interesting. It was uncomfortable initially, until each bead popped in all the way, but once the beads were IN, they felt nice. And with the Flexi Felix, the beads gradually get slightly larger as you get closer to the head, so I felt like by the time I got to the largest, I was well prepared.

Once all five beads were in place, I took a few moments to get used to the feeling. It was….different. Not unenjoyable, but certainly unfamiliar. After I familiarized myself with the sensation of anal stimulation, I grabbed my perfect pet vibe and went back to clit stimulation. Wow. That was very nice.

When I found myself at the brink of climax, I grabbed my glass dildo and inserted it. The sensation of being stimulated both vaginally and anally simultaneously was nothing short of fantastic. Each thrust with the dildo kind of nudged the beads for more internal stimulation. I really enjoyed that.

I quickly climaxed and again, I enjoyed the stimulation the Flexi Felix provided while inserted.

And then some scary stuff happened. For some reason, I just assumed that taking the beads out would be as simple as a gentle tug. I mean, a dildo slips right out of my vag when I’m done using it…should be the same concept, right? Well….no. Not at all. Removing the Flexi Felix was a bit of an ordeal, only because I didn’t know what to expect. I put my fingers in the cute/weird little eye holes and gently tugged. Nothing.

At this point, I immediately get irrationally worried that I won’t be able to get it out. This, obviously makes things more…..tense….and thus makes removal even more difficult.

I realized the error I made, and willed myself into a calm place. Then, once I was fully relaxed, I prepared myself for some pressure, and gently pulled.

Whew! One down, four to go. And because they were being removed, the biggest bead was the first one out, so things got easier with each bead removal.

Once the Flexi Felix was safely removed, I was able to easily clean it under running water. And because it is 100% silicone, I was also able to boil it to sterilize (you can also bleach it or throw it on the top shelf of your dishwasher with no soap) so it can be shared between partners after sterilizing. If you aren’t planning to sterilize, but plan to share, make sure to use a condom over the Flexi Felix.

Let’s talk about this toy. The quality of the Flexi Felix is impeccable. No obvious seams, medical grade silicone, beautiful color (available in black and pink), and very affordable. Also, take note that because it is silicone, only water based lubes are safe for this guy.

I’m extremely impressed with not only the quality of the Flexi Felix, but with Fascinations for carrying high quality toys like this at affordable prices. Thanks to Fascinations for helping this anal newbie take the plunge!

Want to try the Flexi Felix anal beads yourself? Or maybe you’d like to check out some of the other high quality selection Fascinations carries? Go ahead, check out the links!


Fuck me, please.

Before my eyes were even open, my mind sprung to the events of the night before. The feeling of his fingers gripping onto my hips as I bounced on his cock, still fresh in my mind. Recounting the details of our furious fuck session, my panties were already soaked with desire for him.

With a groan and a kiss on my neck, he pulled my body against himself, his stiff cock pressing against me. Shoving myself back against him, I signaled that I wanted him to bend me over and fuck me like he had only hours before.

Wrapping his arm around my body, he slid his hand into my panties. He rubbed his fingers along my cunt, moaning with excitement at how wet I was already. Thrusting two fingers inside my body, his thumb rubbing my clit, he fucked me with reckless abandon.

I pulled out his cock, impassioned and slippery, and worked my hands along it’s length. Feeling him pulse and twitch in my hand, I knew exactly how to bring him to the brink.

Unable to go on without feeling his cock pound into me, I got on my knees and bent over.

“Fuck me, please. I need it. I need you to fuck me now.”

Grabbing my hips, once again, he slammed into my body with vigor. Over and over, he filled my pussy with his unyielding masculinity.

Trembling, I ascended the familiar climax to ecstasy, before cumming on his still thrusting cock. Feeling my pussy clench against him brought him to the same peak.

Pulling out his cock and grabbing my ass with both hands, he grunted loudly while erupting onto my back. Breathing heavily, muscles weak, I couldn’t help but begin to count down the hours until round three.



The only thing we had in common was a fondness for his cock. We made a solid effort to make things platonic, him taking me out for innocent activities, but we’d always end up unable to keep our hands off of each other. We went through this song and dance frequently, knowing we would never end up together, but unable to deny the shared sexual chemistry.

It always started the same. The silence we shared in his car, knowing both of our thoughts were revolving around all of our previous encounters, only to be broken by one of us going in for a kiss. With his lips pressed against mine, my logic took it’s leave. I craved his touch…whatever the cost. His kisses, frantic and lustful, were always enough to get me wet. The feeling of his hand gripping the back of my neck, fingers grazing my hair, conveyed a shared inability to contain this lust. Within moments of that initial silence, my pants would be loosened, his frenzied fingers fucking me.

Peeling my shirt away, I gave him free reign to lavish my breasts with his demanding mouth. Always thorough with the task at hand, he bathed my breasts with kisses, sucks, and licks, before licking his own fingers clean of my arousal. I removed my remaining clothing, climbed onto him and let my body envelop his stiff cock. Moving his hands to my ass, he commandeered my ride as I willfully submitted to his direction. Passionately, uncontrollably succumbing to our longing, we regularly fucked our friendship out of the realm of innocence.


Lustre Vibe

I was delighted when the fantastic folks at GoodVibes decided to send me the Lustre Vibe vibrator to review. First, it’s a pretty lavender color, which I adore. Secondly, it takes on both shapes of a heart and a diamond, which made me giggle (green clovers, blue moons, pink balloons…..anyone?).

With that bit of silliness out of the way, let’s proceed. Made by DocJohnson, the packaging was a typical plastic box with tray inside. It does not contain trashy images of naked women on the box (always appreciated), so I’ve kept it around for storage.

This vibrator is made of TPR, which means, while it’s phthalate free and hypoallergenic, it is a fairly porous material. So, if you plan to share, use a condom. Also, remember that TPR is compatible with only water based lubes. Using silicone based lube will destroy your toy.

To clean, toy wipes or some soap and water will do the trick.

The bottom portion, where the battery compartment is located, is made of plastic. The length of the vibe is 5 1/2″, with 4″ of insertable length. The diameter, at it’s widest point, is 1 3/4″. Because of the unique flared shape, anal insertion is fine. However, remember that this toy can’t be sterilized, so make sure to put a condom on it first.

The Lustre Vibe is waterproof and uses two AAA batteries (not included) . The controls could not be simpler; the heart on the bottom twists to increase/decrease vibrations or to turn it off, with the vibrations coming from the entire length of the diamond.

At it’s highest setting, I found the vibrations to be pretty weak. I tried this vibe both in the shower and out, and I found myself getting……..bored. After about 15 minutes of direct clit contact, I put new batteries in to see if maybe that would help. No. It didn’t. I also tried inserting it and I found the shape to be kind of weird. While it didn’t feel uncomfortable, it really didn’t stimulate anything that would bring me closer to an orgasm.

Not to be deterred, I pulled out my new glass dildo (that has made me squirt every time), and used it along with the Twisted Hearts Lust. That helped for sure and I was able to get off in less than five minutes.

So, the verdict for me is that this toy is great for teasing , but I was not able to climax without additional epic g-spot stimulation. It’s well made, it’s attractive, it’s waterproof; for beginners, this would be a great toy. However, for this veteran, it left something to be desired.

Want to try one for yourself?

Thanks to the great people at GoodVibes, a sex shop I really trust, for giving me the opportunity to review this toy!


Billy Castro does the Mission – Review

Ever since Britni wrote a post introducing me to Billy Castro, I’ve been pining away for him. Not only is he one of the most attractive men I’ve ever seen, he is a female to male transman. Transmen are not my typical “type”, but there is something about him….his tattoos, his smile, his long eyelashes, his freaking abs. Oh, and the fact pleasing his sex partner seems to be his life goal. Billy Castro is invited to lay me down by the fire anytime.

When GoodVibes offered me a chance to review Billy Castro’s new full lenth porn, I couldn’t be more pleased! Directed by Courtney Trouble and shot in San Francisco, Billy Castro does the Mission is basically all about Billy Castro fucking four hot girls in various settings in The Mission district of San Francisco.

Scene one opens with Billy lifting weights, briefly, before taking out his cock and jerking off. This scene was enlightening, if slightly uneventful. What I enjoyed most about this scene was the way that it stayed totally masculine, even when Billy is simultaneously jerking off with one hand and reaching under the harness to stimulate his female anatomy with the other. I was quite surprised that I didn’t feel like I was looking at a person who was born a female….just a freaking hot guy jerking off. Also, his grunts and moans in this scene are just ridiculously arousing.

Scene two opens with Billy riding his bike to a liquor store, only to have it stolen by Dylan Ryan, in attempt to lure Billy to her place. Of course, he follows her and they end up in the hot tub for an amazingly hot scene. Normally, hot tubs and water sex doesn’t do it for me, but this scene was epic. First off, the chemistry between the two of them is undeniable. The way they kiss, the way they slap each other, the things he does to her with his fingers… wow. I would buy this porn for this scene alone, if nothing else. Hottest. Porn scene. Ever.

Scene two, featuring Jiz Lee, involves Billy going to a friend’s home to play video games. The two start out playing Wii, only to end up in a wrestling match fueled by sexual tension. I found this scene particularly sexy because I’ve been in a very similar situation before. The wrestling match turns into a super hot scene with Billy being extremely forceful with Jiz. There is a good amount of eye covering, slapping, and choking going, which she seems to quite enjoy, as evident by the huge puddle underneath her. After Billy fucks her in various positions, the scene comes to a close with Jiz squirting all over Billy’s face.

In scene three, Billy helps Akira Raine move her mattress into a Uhaul truck, where they end up fucking. Akira Raine is hot, and this scene is good eye candy for the movie. Unfortunately, it doesn’t last very long.

The last scene is Billy coming home to his girlfriend, explaining he had the craziest day. His girlfriend, Lorelei Lee, is angry about him having been gone, and intends to punish him. The scene is hot because of the copious amounts of oral he gives her (always win), but I have to watch it with the sound off. The sounds Lorelei Lee make are so annoying, I feel like I’m at a fucking petting zoo when I hear her…and I’m not alone in that opinion.

Overall, I think this is the best porn I’ve seen. I’ve watched this thing over and over, and it makes me very hot and bothered every time. Five out of five stars.

Thanks to GoodVibes for letting me review this movie! Want? GoodVibes has you covered:



His lips were inviting and soft, despite his rugged masculinity. The way he used them on me, with captivating purpose, drove me crazy in the best way. Feeling those lips pressed against my own, his intent tongue tasting mine, I exuded sighs of both satisfaction and advancing need into his mouth.

I ran my hands through his hair, across his face, along his neck, as if to soak up the moment with my touch. Wrapping one arm around my waist, the other extending to my ass, he held my body as I pressed myself into him.

Lost in his kiss, I savored every passionate collision our lips made.

I savored the feeling of the pull against my lower lip, created by his insistent sucking.

I savored his taste.

I savored his kiss.